mardi 29 octobre 2019
samedi 26 octobre 2019
why did the chicken cross the road?
Question :
why did the chicken cross the road?
# Descartes:
To go to the other end of the road
#Plato:
For her the truth exists at the other end
# Aristotle:
It's the nature of chicken
#Carl Marx:
This is a historical imperative
# Captain James_Kirk:
To go where a chicken hasn't gone yet
# Hippocrates:
Due to excessive secretion of the pancreas
#Martan_Luther_King:
I always dreamed of a world where chickens could cross the road without needing to justify this act
#Richard_Nixon:
The hen did not cross the road .. I repeat the hen did not cross the road ..
#Nikola_Makyafili:
Important that the chicken crossed the road .. It is not important to know why .. Vgitha .. To reach the other party justifies any motive for that whatever
#Buddha:
Asking this question means denying the nature of chickens
#Einstein:
If it is the hen that crossed the road or that the road is moving under the hen's feet, it is about the proportion of things
Now the question is directed to you
What do you think you why the hen crossed the road ??
This is a grandfather of your grandfather clock
A father before dying said to his son: This is a grandfather of your grandfather clock more than 200 years old, but before I give it to you go to the shop hours on the first street, and tell him I want to sell, and see how much the price .. He went back to his father, and said: Watchmaker paid in 5 dollars because it is old, said to him go to the antique shop ... went and then returned, and said: paid five thousand dollars .. Father said: Go to the museum and offer the clock for sale, went and then returned, and said to his father: bring an expert and evaluated, and offered me One million dollars for this piece, the father said: I wanted to let you know that the right place values your value correctly, do not put yourself in the wrong place and get angry if they can not.
"Who knows your value is the one who appreciates you, so don't leave a place that doesn't fit you."
mercredi 23 octobre 2019
jeudi 17 octobre 2019
Is there anyone who is richer than you ...?
They asked billionaire Bill Gates: -
Is there anyone who is richer than you ...?
He said: - Yes, there is one person richer than me ;;;
They said: - It is ...!?
He said: - Years ago when I completed my studies
I had ideas for the Microsoft project
I was at New York airport for a flight
So I signed a newspaper salesman ...
I liked the title of one of the newspapers he carried ;;;
I put my hand in my pocket to buy the newspaper
But I didn't have a small coin, so I wanted to leave ...
If the seller of newspapers, a black boy
Tell me: - Prefer this newspaper from me to you.!
I told him: - I have no value from small classes
He said: - Take it I dedicate it to you ;;;
Three months after this incident
It happened that my flight was at the same airport
And I signed my eyes on a newspaper
I put my hand in my pocket and I did not find either
Coins in the category of small coins and if the same boy
He tells me: - Take it. !!!
so I told him :-
My son a while ago got the same position
And you gave me a newspaper, do you deal with this person who comes across this situation ...!?
He said: - Yes ..
When I give .. I give with all my heart ..
This thing makes me feel happy and comfortable
Bill Gates says: -
This sentence and the looks of this boy
I was stuck in my mind and I was always thinking
On what basis and what sense does this say !!!
After 19 years ...
When I got to the height of my financial ability
And became the richest man in the world ;;;
I decided to look for this boy to get him back
So I formed a team ...
And I told them just go to John Doe airport
They searched for the black boy who was selling newspapers and after a month and a half of research
They found him and worked as a guard in a theater ;;;
I invited him to my office and asked him do you know me?
He said: - Yes ..
You are Mr. Bill Gates, everyone knows you ;;;
So I told him years ago ...
When I was young and selling newspapers
I gave me two newspapers because I didn't have
Money from small groups Why did you do that ...!?
He said: - There is no specific reason
But when I give something for free
I feel comfortable and happy and this feeling is enough for me ;;;
so I told him :-
I want to answer you beautiful, ask what you want ;;;
He said: - How ...!?
I said: - I'll give you anything you want ...
He laughed: -
Anything I want .. Is that real ...!?
I said yes: - anything you ask ;;;
He said: - Thank you, sir
But I don't need anything ;;;
I said to him: - but must ask I want to compensate you
He said to me: - Mr. Bill Gates
You have the ability to do that but you cannot compensate me
I said to him: - What do you mean .. !!!
And how can I not compensate you. ???
He said: -
The difference between you and me ..
I gave you at the height of my poverty and my need
Now you want to give me and you are at the height
Your richness and strength will not compensate me ..
But your kindness overwhelms me. Thank you, sir ;;;
Bill Gates says: -
His words made me feel richer than me. !!!
Because the best kind of tender ..
Is the tender that you give and you need
This is what the boy did with me so he is richer than me ;
dimanche 6 octobre 2019
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